This morning, a boy, R, just refused to wake up. His friend, M said: Teacher, R said he likes you, but he is shy to tell you. If he doesn't see you he can't sleep. That's why now he's now sleeping.
Me: ... *holds laughter* *poker face* HAHAHAHAHA. That was smooth lol lol.
During the same period, they were playing with sellotape, taping their friends.
Me: I'm going to ask the principal to come! *takes out phone*
Students: whoooo Cikgu iPhone 6 ke 6s?
Me: ... ... *tahan* *sabar* *poker face* *fail* *sighs* iPhone 6
Of course the above dialogues are all in BM. I've grown so accustomed to speaking BM, until even the students say selamat pagi to me. Exam's coming soon I need a break ahhhahhhhhahhhh